wrinkle defense

So, since turning 26, I've made up my mind to get serious about taking care of my body. Little things like a good skin care routine, taking care of my teeth, exercise, etc. I paid almost $60 last week on Clinique skin care stuff, that better work some freakin miracles...

Today, I help this little old lady at work, pick out an outfit for her grandson. She was so nice, and thanked me so much for helping her. After she paid, she looked me in the eyes and said,

"I've got some advice for you. You probably don't need it now, but you will in the future...
I am 78 years old and I don't have very many wrinkles. " (she then pauses, looks around as if to make sure nobody is eavesdropping on our conversation) She then says,

"You wanna know my secret?"

I nod my head enthusiastically.

She replies, "NEVER...wear a bra! Your titties will sag so low, that they'll just pull all the wrinkles right out of your face!"

I almost peed my pants. I hope I'm a funny old lady some day...in the not too near future.

posted by mindi11 @ 11/16/2005 01:07:00 AM